It’s important in life to have a best friend. Someone who will be there to help you out no matter what, and always make you smile when you need it.
On the other hand, it is almost unavoidable to have an arch enemy. A nemesis. Some fiend that plagues your nightmares and causes you need to constantly watch over your shoulder, lest they stab you in the back.
Mine is the Gorton’s Fisherman. I know what you are thinking. But you are wrong. He is REAL. First off, Gorton’s Fisherman has been leading his evil campaign for years before I was born. He cleverly disguises himself as a friendly fisherman bringing frozen fish goods like fish-sticks and the like into families homes for decades. Every commercial includes a jingle. A famous jingle that you’d be hard pressed to find a person who doesn’t know it.
Oh… my… god…
UPDATE: Trixie has blocked me on twitter. And really done nothing more than prove my point even further. Supposed community leaders that block their followers when they disagree with them one time and makes it personal by making fun that I don’t have a huge twitter following. Pathetic.
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